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If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work

Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised

I don’t hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on

I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by

Whoever said nothing’s impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year

Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics

Ass, Grass, or Gas: everybody’s gotta pay



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