:PNice legs…what time do they open:P
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package 😉
You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy :P;)
(6)Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor(6)
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me
😉 Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good 😉
(B)it doesnt matta if u win or loose, its how drunk u get(B)
(&)she THINKS she had style…She THINKS she has class….BUT what i know is….She dont have 1 inch of an ass(&)
WANNA PLAY ARMY? LAY ON THE GROUND AND LET ME BLOW THE HELL OUTTA YA!
If i was a dog and u were a flower I’d lift my leg high, And give you a shower!!
Was ur daddy a baker coz u got a nice set of buns!!
Hey, baby…if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, i would name you the McVery Sexy.
show them a screw and say wanna screw and if they say yes say lets go! if they say no say well why not, it’ll just be 2 boards rubbin’ together!
is your dad a hunter cuz u have nice racks!
(@) The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws (@)
:P;) I’ve lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ;):P
(6);) I’ve lost my teddy bear.Could you sleep with me tonight? ;)(6)
😉 If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t come to school 😉
Ur so ugly tht b4 your mum goes to kiss you good night she puts a paperbag over ur head
Hey baby, how ‘bout u come sit on my lap and we’ll talk ‘bout the first thing that pops up! 😉
nice perfume…..y marinate in it?
Your so fat you ate Jenny and Craig:O!
I love what you’ve done with your hair. How did you get it to come out of one nostril like that? 😛
*I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped*
(&):PYou know, I do understand you.. I have a nack with dogs like you!!:P(&)
(%):PIf being ugly is a crime, u wood get a life sentence!!:P(%)
Diamonds are nice, and so are pearls, but nothing compares to good looking girls 😉
(U)Love is like falling down… in the end you’re left hurt, scarred, and with a memory of it forever(U)
Girl you kinda like vitamin C ‘cause you make my BONE get HARD! 😉
You have been a very naughty girl! Now go to my room! (6)
(6) I’m so hot i make the devil sweat (6)
You think your cool, you think your fine, but kick it with me and you’ll reach the sky
Born 2 please, but taught to tease 😉
(B)(au)If u drink n drive ur a bloody idiot n if u make it home ur a bloody legend!(au)(B)
The best things in life are done lying down.. Body Boarding;)!
The only thing I want between our relationship is Latex
You’re the worst lookin chick here but beauty is only a light switch away
I would of given you the ket to my heart, but u have already picked the lock
:D(Y)(B)My teacher said I could become anything so I became drunk(B)(Y):D
(6)Dont make me mad..Im running out of places to hide the bodies(6)
((( :P;) Lasses are mint, lasses are kool, lasses are here to make us drool! ;):P )))
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