Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away
A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings
Who’s cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have a “s” in it?
Why is it that the most unattractive people in this world insist on being nudists?
I’m not a dumb blonde! I’m knot! I’m knot! I’m knot!
I don’t know if I’m a player. Ask one of my girlfriends
Virginity is like a bubble… One tiny prick and it’s gone
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst
We’d better get outta here, I think I hear one of those silent alarms
I don’t like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times