All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
Drinking is the answer, I don’t remember the question
Superman is a travestite
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Booze is the answer. I don’t remember the question
Lower the age of puberty!
God bless Atheism
I drink to make other people interesting
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
I invented the cordless extension cord
I can’t come tonight, my tires got dizzy…
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