If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work
Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
I don’t hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on
I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by
Whoever said nothing’s impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics
Ass, Grass, or Gas: everybody’s gotta pay
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